Tuesday, November 22, 2005

The secret of a perfect garden? Well rotted manure.

This promise is for a trailer, delivered to your garden (Norfolk only I'm afraid!), of well rotted horse manure. It surely will make your roses the envy of your neighbours and your runner beans a joy to behold.

This isn't manure from any old pony, this is produced by the pure bred Arab bottom, so surely will be all the more effective. As if that wasn't classy enough the horses are ridden as endurance competitors and so are in the peak of health. Not surprisingly they are bedded on best straw. To recap - this is probably some of the finest manure ever auctioned.


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